Earth's Interstellar Alien Counterforce

Forget Arnie, who needs Glubber and take Weaver out the door and show her the pavement, we have a new force in interstellar alien defence. DUCKS!*G*

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/05/26/DUCK.TMP

Yes, those mighty ducks (not the hockey team but the actual feathered fowls) are patroling our wetlands and the world, protecting us from harm. Who knows what atrocity this alien creature could have done to our planet but, through the heroic efforts of this mild mannered water fowl, the evil plot by the invading force has been stopped.

Applaud the courageous effort, sleep well in your beds at night and feel safe going to work and doing your daily routine for, as we do all those things, the brave and mighty ducks shall be patrolling the earth around you.