what a way to waste some time...
What do you get when you take 3 guys with way too much free time on their hands, a television station designed with the sole purpose of bringing mindless male entertainment to the male gender of the world AND a gender of mindless men willing to watch said entertainment? the answer, my friend, is simple. You get the Wild World Of Spike. Now, before all the women go "sheesh, talk about your stereotypical male shows...sheesh, what about us?" You gals have The Women Network, we have Spike. I dont think a staight man alive will voluntarily watch that women network (especially The View) voluntarily and for all the ladies out there that say "my husband/boyfriend watches it all the time, even when I am not around, he is only doing so to spout some form of sensitive stuff to make himself appear more romantic than your ex-boyfriend that you dumped cause he was probably watching too much Spike.
So what is the Wild World of Spike? I describe it 'a completely mindless waste of time but good for a few shits and giggles'. How does the network describ WWS? Each week our hosts gather to watch clips of the wildest sporting events and competitions in the world. They make comments, crack jokes, and generally have a blast goofing on what other cultures call sport. After watching the clips, the guys challenge each other to recreate their favorites, creating hilarious sports we've never seen before.
http://www.spiketv.com/index.html#shows/ss/t=ss/scid=10108/sid=10106
I had to laugh at the part where they actually watch hockey clips and then decide to try that. Their comment? "lets do this..and we can beat up the Canadians!" So they bring in 5 guys and label them "team Canada" who are obviously Canadian because they can skate, and then the three of them are 'Team USA' who are obviously Americans because they cant skate. They get pointers on how to fight on the ice and then go through some fights which, honestly speaking, is more like play fighting than anything else. In the end, it is a funny thing to watch. Oh, and if for nothing else, go for the female arm wrestler and female sumo wrestling match. Nothing like watching three cocky egotistically funny men getting their ass thrown around by women.
So what is the Wild World of Spike? I describe it 'a completely mindless waste of time but good for a few shits and giggles'. How does the network describ WWS? Each week our hosts gather to watch clips of the wildest sporting events and competitions in the world. They make comments, crack jokes, and generally have a blast goofing on what other cultures call sport. After watching the clips, the guys challenge each other to recreate their favorites, creating hilarious sports we've never seen before.
http://www.spiketv.com/index.html#shows/ss/t=ss/scid=10108/sid=10106
I had to laugh at the part where they actually watch hockey clips and then decide to try that. Their comment? "lets do this..and we can beat up the Canadians!" So they bring in 5 guys and label them "team Canada" who are obviously Canadian because they can skate, and then the three of them are 'Team USA' who are obviously Americans because they cant skate. They get pointers on how to fight on the ice and then go through some fights which, honestly speaking, is more like play fighting than anything else. In the end, it is a funny thing to watch. Oh, and if for nothing else, go for the female arm wrestler and female sumo wrestling match. Nothing like watching three cocky egotistically funny men getting their ass thrown around by women.
posted by Capt_Canuck at 6:20 PM
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